Monday, November 27, 2006


I would like everyone to watch this video. It is the grossest thing I have ever seen. You can't tell me that this is not wrong. This video is one of the major reasons that I converted to vegitarian. Other reasons include:

-Treating animals like this is morally wrong.

-Many vegitarians are healthier than non-vegitarians.

-Edgar Morrison is a hippie.

-PETA is the best web site ever.

All these reasons are contributors.

Blogger buddy Big Lee and I plan to film a movie which has yet to get a name. It is about some teenage friends that find this new drug that was just invented. (it is a haluciengen) While they are high they are videotaping everything. When their minds start to go crazy, they start seeing thing and end up killing eachother. When police get to the scene, All that is found is the tape.

If you want to be in it let me know

Thursday, November 23, 2006


Alright, it's Thanksgiving, the fakest holiday in the world. Lets all celebrate for killing Native Americans. Its also the worst day for me. Millions and millions of turkeys will die today. Today I will refuse to eat a turkey.


Monday, November 13, 2006

Pimp My Ride

I would like to deticate this next post to VW Bus's. If you are a close friend of Edgar Smorrison, you know that my favorite automobile is the notorious VW Vanagon. (or Bus) Why do I like them so much? That is the big question. The VW Vanagon is my favorite car because first, I am from the sixties era. That is the biggest reason. The other reason is that it is totally a party bus that can fit like eight people. People ask me, "Isn't it horrible not living in a house?" I tell them, "No, its awesome living in the best van ever made. I mean, Its so spacious. There are three rows of seats that fold down into one large bed. The final reason that I like them is that they look AWESOME. How can you resist that genuine VW symbol on the front? You can't. Thats why I love them so much.
From what I hear, My bud Wally took a VW through Ireland. What a great vacation. Taking a road trip in the best cart through the best country in the world. Go Irish!!! Speaking of VW buses in Europe, the new VW multivan is amazing. It includes leather seating, Two rows of seating that face each other, a table in the middle, a TV, and last but not least, a VW bus that has AUTOMATIC TRANSMITTION! NO MORE STALLING!! Not that standard isn't cool, but auto is a lot easier.


I will also soon change my blog colors to represent the environment.

Tenacious D is sold out in Boston.

I saw Borat on Friday. I was quite funny. Very much against the Jewish. My eyes are bleeding from that nude wrestling scene. Overall, Funny, could have been a little funnier.

The countdown to Day six of 24 has begun. Start those digital, yellow/orange clocks!

I would like to end this post with a protest against the death penalty. Unlike Josef Gutteihmhiemer or whatever his racist name is, I disagree in entirty with the death penalty. I dont think that Saddam should be killed. Would'nt live in prison be more tourture that putting him to death? Maybe he would get raped or something. Please see Wally's blog for the quotes about killing, forgiveness, and the Bible. Some good points were made there. Free Mumia and dont kill Saddam.


Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Election News from Bow

This post is mainly for my good bud in the UAE who is disconnected from the rest of the world. I would like to update him with news from the elections. First off the Democrats absolutly swept the election. There was almost no contest. What most people are saying is that they want change. I just want to let them know that voteing all Democratic just because the President is Republican doesn't mean anything will change. I my self like to see both arguments being an Independant. Its the way to go if you don't want to get could up in those nasty political attacks. Anyway, John Lynch was re-elected for Governer. For the NH house races, Carol-Shea Porter triumphed over Jeb Bradley. She is a Democrat. Paul Hodes shockingly beat Charlie Bass. I am angry. He won because of those attack ads against Bass.

The blogging crew plans to take a trip to "Borat" this weekend.
Suprisingly, critics gave this movie an A-. Some comments are,

"...By far the funniest film of the year." Boston Globe

"Borat will make you laugh till it hurts, and you'll still beg for more." Rolling Stone

"As the man from Kazakhstan likes to say: Great Success!" Chicago Tribune

This movie look very good and I can't wait to see it.

I would like to also add that the great Tenacious D is coming to Boston, MA on November 28. I hope that I get tickets.

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Extreme Makeover: Blog Edition

The Edgar Smorrison Blog has just finished undergoing a makeover. The new, "Blogger Beta" is very easy and cool to use. Thanks Wally.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

The Greatest Rap Eva

Here it is, A great masterpiece.

Yo yo my name is Edga Smo
I’m here to rap about racism yo
Listen up an I will sho that Skynyrds not racist yo

Way back when there was a band from Alabama yeah man
There name was Lynyrd Skynyrd and if you don’t treat them right,
They’ll come to your house and pick a fight.

They love all people especially blacks
They don’t care about other people’s racist attacks
If you think they’re racist you’re a fool
Get a history lesson at your school.

Michard on the other hand prefers the Allman Brothers Band
I’m not saying they’re not good but they got nothing on the hood.

The Confed flag is just a symbol of southern pride and unity
(Shit that doesn’t rhyme)

When I was at the Skynyrd show
I drove up in my fo by fo
With my pimped out rims like on MTV
No one wanted to mess with me

I got my Saturday Night Special just like in the song
Next time you see me I’ll be wearin a thong

On stage at the show, I saw Mumia and Skynyrd sharing a smoke
I’m tellin the truth, it ain’t no joke. It was right after I bought a Vanilla Coke

Afta I bought the tickets I just about went broke
It makes me sound really poor
But I live in a VW Bus down by the shore


Sunday, October 15, 2006

Getting things strait once and for all

Lynyrd Skynyrd, ................................. Not racist. Lynyrd Skynyrd,..................Not racist.

I dont know how many people have said to me that Lynyrd Skynyrd is racist. If you know anything about them, you would know that they are not racist. People say, "Oh look a confederate flag, that must mean that they are racist." This is the worst stereotype ever. The history behind the confederate flag goes like this, It was created by a Mississippi delegate who wanted to design a flag similar to the American flag but it would represent the southern states. The word confederacy means an alliance between people or parties, in this case it was the southern states. Which brings me to why the famous band uses and wears the southern flag. They wear it because it represts southern pride in ones state and as a symbol of, "we come from Alabama" kind of thing. If people say that Lynyrd Skynyrd is racist, its like me saying that everyone that lives in New Hampshire is a hillbilly because they live in the woods in the middle of no where. Which is not true. Another thing that I get alot of is, "Oh its not the confederate flag, its the song, Gimme back my bullets." Lets review the lyrics to this song.

Life is so strange when its changin', yes indeed Well I've seen the hard times and the pressure's been on me But I keep on workin' like the workin' man do And I've got my act together, gonna walk all over you

Gimme back my bullets Put 'em back where they belong Ain't foolin' around 'cause I done had my fun Ain't gonna see no more damage done Gimme back my bullets

Sweet talkin' people done ran me out of town And I drank enough whiskey to float a battleship around But I'm leavin' this game one step ahead of you And you will not hear me cry 'cause I do not sing the blues[chorus]

Gimme back my bullets Put 'em back where they belong Ain't foolin' around 'cause I done had my fun Ain't gonna see no more damage done Gimme back, gimme back my bullets Oh, put 'em back... where they belong

Been up and down since I turned seventeen Well I've been on top, and then it seems I lost my dream But I got it back, I'm feelin' better everyday Tell all those pencil pushers, better get out of my way

Gimme back my bullets Put 'em back where they belong Ain't foolin' around, 'cause I done had my fun Ain't gonna see no more damage done Gimme back, gimme back my bullets Oh put 'em back where they belong Gimme back my bullets

Name one place in that song where there is somthing that is racist. HMMM..... I can't seem to find anything.

I have liked this band for a long time. I have attended at concert at which I did see a couple of black people. They played songs like "The ballad of Curtis Lowe." That song is supporting a black man that plays the blues.

Sometimes I just don't understand when people say they are racist. Basicaly it is just a misunderstanding of what the Confederate flag really means. Just take a look at the Mississippi state flag. It has the confederate flag in the corner. Like I said, it stands for southern pride. It must mean somthing if slavery was abolished in 1865 and the Mississippi still has a confederate flag on it. It means that they have overcome slavery, found some history in the flag and said, "Hey, this flag stands for our history and our strenght to overcome the worst thing that ever happend to America, lets have some pride in that."