Monday, November 27, 2006

THE VEGAN POST

I would like everyone to watch this video. It is the grossest thing I have ever seen. You can't tell me that this is not wrong. This video is one of the major reasons that I converted to vegitarian. Other reasons include:

-Treating animals like this is morally wrong.

-Many vegitarians are healthier than non-vegitarians.

-Edgar Morrison is a hippie.

-PETA is the best web site ever.

All these reasons are contributors.

Blogger buddy Big Lee and I plan to film a movie which has yet to get a name. It is about some teenage friends that find this new drug that was just invented. (it is a haluciengen) While they are high they are videotaping everything. When their minds start to go crazy, they start seeing thing and end up killing eachother. When police get to the scene, All that is found is the tape.

If you want to be in it let me know

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Thanksgiving

Alright, it's Thanksgiving, the fakest holiday in the world. Lets all celebrate for killing Native Americans. Its also the worst day for me. Millions and millions of turkeys will die today. Today I will refuse to eat a turkey.

PEACE!

Monday, November 13, 2006

Pimp My Ride


I would like to deticate this next post to VW Bus's. If you are a close friend of Edgar Smorrison, you know that my favorite automobile is the notorious VW Vanagon. (or Bus) Why do I like them so much? That is the big question. The VW Vanagon is my favorite car because first, I am from the sixties era. That is the biggest reason. The other reason is that it is totally a party bus that can fit like eight people. People ask me, "Isn't it horrible not living in a house?" I tell them, "No, its awesome living in the best van ever made. I mean, Its so spacious. There are three rows of seats that fold down into one large bed. The final reason that I like them is that they look AWESOME. How can you resist that genuine VW symbol on the front? You can't. Thats why I love them so much.
From what I hear, My bud Wally took a VW through Ireland. What a great vacation. Taking a road trip in the best cart through the best country in the world. Go Irish!!! Speaking of VW buses in Europe, the new VW multivan is amazing. It includes leather seating, Two rows of seating that face each other, a table in the middle, a TV, and last but not least, a VW bus that has AUTOMATIC TRANSMITTION! NO MORE STALLING!! Not that standard isn't cool, but auto is a lot easier.

UPDATE:

I will also soon change my blog colors to represent the environment.

Tenacious D is sold out in Boston.

I saw Borat on Friday. I was quite funny. Very much against the Jewish. My eyes are bleeding from that nude wrestling scene. Overall, Funny, could have been a little funnier.

The countdown to Day six of 24 has begun. Start those digital, yellow/orange clocks!

I would like to end this post with a protest against the death penalty. Unlike Josef Gutteihmhiemer or whatever his racist name is, I disagree in entirty with the death penalty. I dont think that Saddam should be killed. Would'nt live in prison be more tourture that putting him to death? Maybe he would get raped or something. Please see Wally's blog for the quotes about killing, forgiveness, and the Bible. Some good points were made there. Free Mumia and dont kill Saddam.

PEACE!

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Election News from Bow

This post is mainly for my good bud in the UAE who is disconnected from the rest of the world. I would like to update him with news from the elections. First off the Democrats absolutly swept the election. There was almost no contest. What most people are saying is that they want change. I just want to let them know that voteing all Democratic just because the President is Republican doesn't mean anything will change. I my self like to see both arguments being an Independant. Its the way to go if you don't want to get could up in those nasty political attacks. Anyway, John Lynch was re-elected for Governer. For the NH house races, Carol-Shea Porter triumphed over Jeb Bradley. She is a Democrat. Paul Hodes shockingly beat Charlie Bass. I am angry. He won because of those attack ads against Bass.

The blogging crew plans to take a trip to "Borat" this weekend.
Suprisingly, critics gave this movie an A-. Some comments are,

"...By far the funniest film of the year." Boston Globe

"Borat will make you laugh till it hurts, and you'll still beg for more." Rolling Stone

"As the man from Kazakhstan likes to say: Great Success!" Chicago Tribune

This movie look very good and I can't wait to see it.

I would like to also add that the great Tenacious D is coming to Boston, MA on November 28. I hope that I get tickets.
PEACE!



Saturday, November 04, 2006

Extreme Makeover: Blog Edition

The Edgar Smorrison Blog has just finished undergoing a makeover. The new, "Blogger Beta" is very easy and cool to use. Thanks Wally.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

The Greatest Rap Eva

Here it is, A great masterpiece.


Yo yo my name is Edga Smo
I’m here to rap about racism yo
Listen up an I will sho that Skynyrds not racist yo

Way back when there was a band from Alabama yeah man
There name was Lynyrd Skynyrd and if you don’t treat them right,
They’ll come to your house and pick a fight.

They love all people especially blacks
They don’t care about other people’s racist attacks
If you think they’re racist you’re a fool
Get a history lesson at your school.

Michard on the other hand prefers the Allman Brothers Band
I’m not saying they’re not good but they got nothing on the hood.

The Confed flag is just a symbol of southern pride and unity
(Shit that doesn’t rhyme)

When I was at the Skynyrd show
I drove up in my fo by fo
With my pimped out rims like on MTV
No one wanted to mess with me

I got my Saturday Night Special just like in the song
Next time you see me I’ll be wearin a thong

On stage at the show, I saw Mumia and Skynyrd sharing a smoke
I’m tellin the truth, it ain’t no joke. It was right after I bought a Vanilla Coke

Afta I bought the tickets I just about went broke
It makes me sound really poor
But I live in a VW Bus down by the shore


PEACE!!

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Getting things strait once and for all

Lynyrd Skynyrd, ................................. Not racist. Lynyrd Skynyrd,..................Not racist.

I dont know how many people have said to me that Lynyrd Skynyrd is racist. If you know anything about them, you would know that they are not racist. People say, "Oh look a confederate flag, that must mean that they are racist." This is the worst stereotype ever. The history behind the confederate flag goes like this, It was created by a Mississippi delegate who wanted to design a flag similar to the American flag but it would represent the southern states. The word confederacy means an alliance between people or parties, in this case it was the southern states. Which brings me to why the famous band uses and wears the southern flag. They wear it because it represts southern pride in ones state and as a symbol of, "we come from Alabama" kind of thing. If people say that Lynyrd Skynyrd is racist, its like me saying that everyone that lives in New Hampshire is a hillbilly because they live in the woods in the middle of no where. Which is not true. Another thing that I get alot of is, "Oh its not the confederate flag, its the song, Gimme back my bullets." Lets review the lyrics to this song.

Life is so strange when its changin', yes indeed Well I've seen the hard times and the pressure's been on me But I keep on workin' like the workin' man do And I've got my act together, gonna walk all over you
[chorus]

Gimme back my bullets Put 'em back where they belong Ain't foolin' around 'cause I done had my fun Ain't gonna see no more damage done Gimme back my bullets

Sweet talkin' people done ran me out of town And I drank enough whiskey to float a battleship around But I'm leavin' this game one step ahead of you And you will not hear me cry 'cause I do not sing the blues[chorus]

Gimme back my bullets Put 'em back where they belong Ain't foolin' around 'cause I done had my fun Ain't gonna see no more damage done Gimme back, gimme back my bullets Oh, put 'em back... where they belong

Been up and down since I turned seventeen Well I've been on top, and then it seems I lost my dream But I got it back, I'm feelin' better everyday Tell all those pencil pushers, better get out of my way
[chorus]

Gimme back my bullets Put 'em back where they belong Ain't foolin' around, 'cause I done had my fun Ain't gonna see no more damage done Gimme back, gimme back my bullets Oh put 'em back where they belong Gimme back my bullets


Name one place in that song where there is somthing that is racist. HMMM..... I can't seem to find anything.

I have liked this band for a long time. I have attended at concert at which I did see a couple of black people. They played songs like "The ballad of Curtis Lowe." That song is supporting a black man that plays the blues.

Sometimes I just don't understand when people say they are racist. Basicaly it is just a misunderstanding of what the Confederate flag really means. Just take a look at the Mississippi state flag. It has the confederate flag in the corner. Like I said, it stands for southern pride. It must mean somthing if slavery was abolished in 1865 and the Mississippi still has a confederate flag on it. It means that they have overcome slavery, found some history in the flag and said, "Hey, this flag stands for our history and our strenght to overcome the worst thing that ever happend to America, lets have some pride in that."

Friday, October 13, 2006

The Greatest Show on Earth


My idea of the best show on earth is a show that takes real life issues and makes them interesting to watch. They one talk show that does this for me is the O' Reilly Factor with Bill O' Reilly. I love this show. Bill is one of my personal favorite republicans. The very popular TV show is now shown in over thirty countries. I be my buddy Wally is watching it right now. Also, As an inspiriring journalist, he is a big influence. He also shares some of my favorite movies including, The Godfather, Dirty Harry, Rocky, Young Frankenstien, and The Alamo. He not only shares movie interests but also interests in music. The artists include, The Rolling Stones, The Doors, Crosby Stills and Nash, The Beatles, Elvis, and of cousrse Earth Wind and Fire. The journalist also supports charities such as, Habitat for Humanity. Looks like he has a soft spot that he doesnt normally show on the O' Reilly Factor. This Manhattan born man is eaisily my favorite talk show host. If you have other ideas, comment with your favorite talk show host. But Bill O' Reilly will always triumph. PEACE!

Friday, October 06, 2006

News From Bow, NH


First off, since we have a fellow blog buddy away in Dubai, I found this game on addictinggames.com. Its called Dune Bashing in Dubai and its really fun. Don't flip ova cause you'll have to start ova. I could be such a good rapper. Anyway, check it out.

http://hallpass.com/
media/dunebashingindubai.html

Heres the news-

Ryan Sandlin, Steven Zancowski, and Tim Carrigan all got arrested last week for posetion of cigarettes and knives. Go Figure.

John Chambers recently got accepted to the amazing Bow High School varstity football team. When talking to the coach, he said quote, "Thanks coach, thats the best birthday present ever" End quote.

Kyle Mandro, Patrick Scanlan, Alex PV, and John Chambers have all joined the Jazz lab band, an intro to jazz with Paul Bourgulais. Man that guy is a know it all.

Now some news about hair-

Both John Chambers and Liam McCarthy have decided to get mohawks for the varstity football team.

Alex PV has continued to grow his hair long. Its about shoulder length.

PScans has got a haircut. Its not as long as it used to be.

Kyle Mandro looks exactly the same.

Michard looks the same. With his Boston Red Sox hat on all the time.

Thats all for, News from Bow, NH. Im Edgar Morrison from Morning News with Edgar.

Note From Edgar:
-all of the information that was used is compleatly true.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Aussie Pink Floyd

Fellow Blog buddie and former enemy in BWI, has decided to take some friends to the Australian Pink Floyd Show for his birthday. Originally, he planned to go to the fanciest restaurant in Boston. I said, "there is no way Im going to a fancy restaurant. I was the one that convinced him to take us to the Pink Floyd show. Since he wanted to go to something "Expensive" I thought that it fit the description better than a fancy restaurant. Anyway, this show should be a amazing. If you know me, you know that I like light shows and I know that this will have an amazing light show. If you want to see their videos or listen to the music, visit www.aussiefloyd.com. Peace!

Monday, October 02, 2006

A New Documentary



After planning a road trip to the city of Cleveland, fellow blogger Big Lee and I have also planned to shoot a documentary about the FCC and censorship. The official name of the film will be called, "Censored*) This film will include interviews with radio host, Howard Stern and some musical artist that have feelings for the issue. If you are someone that may want to be interviewed, please contact me or Big Lee. The film will hopefully be a big enough hit so that we are invited to huge parties with movie stars and are offered to make a guest appearance on Late Night With Conan O' Brian. If we make it even bigger, maybe they will make fun of us on Saturday Night Live. Who doesn't want to be made fun of on Saturday Night Live. Michael Moore, watch out!

Saturday, September 30, 2006

Ian and Friends


I am writing this post listening to "Thick as Brick" By Jethro Tull. It all started when I was searching for shows to go to that would be a good time. I saw in the paper, "Ian Anderson plays the orchestral Jethro Tull. One night only. I was immediatly on it. Got on the computer, found the best tickets for the best price, and bam. I got my seats. Row Y seats one and two (in the aisle) I traveled with my bud Paul, from Pauls rants, and fellow David Jaffe (The biggest Tull fan ever) We first had a delightful dinner at the world famous Hermanos, Which consisted of garlic nachos, and a couple of enchiladas. We ended up running to the theater because we were almost late. We did make it in time though.
The show was aboulutly mind blowing. It blew my mind. During the first half, the extremely talented flutist, played rock and jazz versions of Mozart and Bach. Cool Huh? Well, check out the second half, After the intermission, I came back with an insane tee shirt. Ian played all classic Tull songs through the second half. It "Made my ears bleed" Coming back for an encore at the end and played Locomotive Breath. Great song. We then departed from a night of awesomeness, proceeded to Dunkin Doughnuts for the Club Club meeting the next moring. One of the best nights ever. PEACE!

Thursday, September 28, 2006

The First Annual Morrison Awards

The Edgar Morrison blog will be now hosting the Annual Morrison Awards. These awards cover, Music, Movies, and TV.

The First award will given to the artist with the best new album.

THE NOMINEES-

A Bigger Bang - The Rolling Stones.
- I really liked this album, It had a lot of everything. It had some really pure rock n' roll songs, a couple of bluesy tunes and a couple slow songs as well. Even though the members are getting old, they have proved that they can still play like they did back in the 60's.

Fingerprints - Peter Frampton
- This Album is amazing. Hands down. Frampton managed to pull off his first all instrumental album. (With some talk box of course) At first I thought "eeehhh, I don't know, an all instrumental by Frampton." I listened to it and I was blwn away. He manages to cover one of the worst songs in history, "Black Hole Sun" By Shinedown and turn it into a work of art. When I witnessed Peter open for Lynyrd Skynyrd at Meadowbrook, I was one of the first people to ever here this song. (It was before the album was out) This is one album that you can't pass up. Amazing.

Face the Promise - Bob Seger
- This was a decent album. I did like it but I have to say that I like a lot of his old stuff a little better, Such as "Turn the Page" and "The Fire Down Below" I think that it was a solid disc and a job well done by Bob.

Modern Times - Bob Dylan
- I was acually a little disapointed with this album. I liked his previous better. I have nothing more to say.

AND THE AWARD FOR BEST NEW ALBUM GOES TO.....

FINGERPRINTS BY PETER FRAMPTON
- Peter, A job well done.


MOVIES-

Nominees-

Nacho Libre-
A solid film. I was expecting a little more though. But the thought of fat, funny men in tight pants... how could you resist.

Clerks II-
Oh My GOD. Who whould even think about making this movie? Why is this nominated? I'll have to have a little chat with my producers. This is definatly not a winner.

The Inside Man-
An amazing movie. Denzel did a fantastic job. I couldn't stop watching it.
Great.

Snakes on a Plane-
Yes folks, this is quite possibly the best movie of the year. I had a great time when I saw it. At first I thought that I would like i because it was so stupid but actually it was a good movie. I had a few laughs during the film which made it a good time. This is the perfect example of the kind of movie that you watch with a bunch of friends.

AND THE AWARD WINNER IS .....

SNAKES ON A PLANE!!

Congradulations Sam Jackson!

TV SHOWS-

Nominees-

Prison Break-

Prison break is a solid show. I liked the first season better than this season though. This season is getting a little cheesy.

Deal or No Deal-

This is a really fun show to watch. I always have fun on mondays watching the jerm freak pound-it with the contestants. My favorite episode was the one with the fat guy from New York. He won like 200,000.

24-

24 is the best show in history. It is full of action and wierd CTU relationships. Kiefer Sutherland does a great job.

AND THE WINNER IS....

24!!!

This one really deserves it.

Thank you everyone for supporting the First annual Morrison Awards. This concludes the awards. Tune in next year for the next winners. Congrats to all of the winners.



Wednesday, September 27, 2006

History Of The Blog

I would just like to add for all of you arguing about whos blog was first, Me and Wally would always sit in free period until we found the Blogger web site. I give credit where credit is due. So Wally, thank you for finding Blogger...but I did have the very first post out of all of you. Even check the archives. My first post was March 28 and Wally's came a day later. Hopefully this can settle the argument.

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Tupac LIVES!


From the moment Tupac died I was like, "damn he's fakin it" and I still believe that today. I think that since he was so popular, he faked his own death so that he wouldnt get as much puplicity. Well he definatly still gets puplicity, from me at least.

THE EVIDENCE-
-After he died he somehow manages to keep making records. Some people say that that is because his producers just took songs that never made the final cut and put them all on a record. I think that there are only so many songs that could have not made the cut. That right there is a solid piece of evidence in itself...But theres more.

-There were never any pictures realesed from the hospital.

-There was no suspects for the shooting. NO SUSPECTS! There are always suspects. Another solid piece of evidence.

-When the funeral was schedualed to be held, there was no press allowed, and then the funeral was cancelled for unknown reasons. Why would they cancel the funeral of an amazingly famous rapper?

-Tupac had an album named "The 7 Day Theory," He was shot on the seventh day of September. Tupac was pronounced dead at 4:03 am. 4+3=7. When he died he was 25 years old. 2+5=7. Looks like 7 was Tupac's lucky number.

-The only witness of Tupac's shooting was shot to death. (HMMM...)

These are only some of the few pieces of evidence to his "death." I have no doubt in my mind that Tupac is alive right now, somewhere where no one can find him.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

The Atomic Bomb

Yes folks this is the atomic bomb that is the turning point of the war. Here are some of the horrible qoutes from his mouth,

"Anyone who is not on my side is gay" This is clearly poking fun at gay people.

"People that listen to Lynyrd Skynyrd are racist bitches" God danm it. I have nothing to say to that.

"That autistic kid is a bitch" How much meaner can you get?

And finally He has been lately saying how he hates Jaffe. We concluded that it is because he wears that "little hat on his head"

P.S.

Chambers look inside your locker. If you dont surrender the blog war, we have photocopies.

We tried to post it but it didnt work, your lucky.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

NMPA Crisis

Everyone that knows me knows that I of course love music. I play guitar toot on my trumpet and have the ability to play drums. One of the ways that I learn my music is by goin on the net and looking up tabs. One of the reasons that tabliture was created was because it was a way to share from person to person how to play a song. It was written down with out using notes or musical symbols. Tabs now had its own language of music. The best thing about it was that it was free unlike written music. Now a few years later, the fuckin National Music Publishers Association comes along and say that it is illegal. WTF? Tabs were created so that they were legal and so that musicians that couldnt afford written music could look at tabs. I found out about this by going on the internet to get a tab for Bad Company's "Rock Steady" (good song) and a message come up from the manager of the web site that the NMPA was shutting down tabs. God damn media! Please help in the fight against the NMPA by going on www.guitartabs.cc and reading the front page article. If you searce a little further, you can do what I did and join the club to save tabs. Please help to save the education that is being lost by the NMPA who will most definatly burn in Hell and be good buddies with Satan. PEACE.

Monday, July 10, 2006

TRIBUTE TO LYNYRD SKYNYRD


Yes, it's true I have started posting again. It's a good way to communicate with Waldo while he is in the U.A.E. But anyway, this post is going out to our faithful Lynyrd Skynyrd. I recently attended the show at Meadowbrook. I must say that it was one of the greatest shows I have ever been to. They opened with the great song, "Workin' For MCA" then continued and played a series of classic Skynyrd songs. The band closed with the famous "Sweet Home Alabama" then came out for an encore and played the most amazing version of "Free Bird" that I have ever heard. And I am also posting to commemorate our beloved Ronnie Van Zant, Steve Gaines, and Cassie Gaines who died in the famous 1977 plane crash. I have to give them a hats off for staying together all these years. I also want to recognise Peter Frampton for opening for Lynyrd Skynyrd. He was amazing to. I suggest you check out his web site- www.frampton.com. And no they are not racist. They sing a song about a black man that plays the blues. There is nothing negative in the song. And they played it at the concert. And in the words of Johnny Van Zant, "SKYNYRDS IN THE HOUSE!" PEACE.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

The Da Vinci Code and the Pope



First off, I would like to pay my respects to the Pope. He is a good man and I do not mean for this post to get anyone mad. (Waldo) Anyway, I think that it is the stupidest thing for the Pope to ban the 2006 movie starring Tom Hanks, "The Da Vinci Code." I mean first of all it is a fiction story, second the movie is apparently done so bad that nobody would believe it anyway. I personally think that the church is getting to strict. It is a movie for God's sake. There is nothing in the Bible that says, ooo no Da Vinci Code bad. Must not let people see it because it is a fiction story. It is not even telling you what to believe, Dan Brown is just saying, "look this is Da Vinci's code it looks real but I made it up." I thought it might be a good thing to think about.

Also, me and a certain personal friend, Waldo, have started a film company called PJ FILMS LTD. We have many scripts in the works that will soon become short skits so we'll get those films out later. PEACE!

Monday, May 08, 2006









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Ok I thought this was a good topic to blog about. Keith + Palm tree = death. First of all how the hell do you get into a palm tree imean it has no branches. C'mon Keith that is just pure stupidity why dont you just go down to the local native store and buy the damn cocoa nut. I respect him for being one of the greatest guitarists and everything but I didnt think he was that stupid. O wait he's from Europe. I bet they dont have palm trees over there. Anyway, he just came out of surgery which I don't know why you need surgery on a minor concussion. That makes no sense. Man, Doctors these days dont even get me started. So Kieth next time you might want to try a thing called a ladder. Do they have those in Europe?

Saturday, May 06, 2006

Nacho Libre = Blues Brothers



I have some exiting, interesting, good news. I just figuered out that the upcoming film starring Jack Black is almost exactly like The Blues Brothers starring John Belushi and Dan Akoroid. The first simularity is that one partner is fat and the other is skin and bones. The other is that both pairs are trying to save an orphanage by raising money. Exept one pair doesnt wear sunglasses. Nacho must become a pro wrestler and Jake and Elwood must play benifiet concerts. I just thought that was cool. PEACE!

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Music Trivia Thursday


Ok guys I started a new tradition. Every Thursday there will be music trivia on the Edgar Scanman Morrison Blog. The first person to leave a comment with the right answer will get their name on the Edgar Morrison blog!

Heres the Question:

Over the years of Lynyrd Skynyrd, how many total people have been in the band?

Thursday, April 27, 2006

New Guitar!


Alright guy i finally got my new ax. it is nasty and it's the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. Its an Epiphone Les Paul Plain Top. With Grover tuners! PEACE!

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Killer Guitar...Literally


Check this out, this guy is my new hero. He turns guns into guitars. I mean that is just awesome. He turns violence into peace. And even though he is Columbian, he looks exactly like Frank!! I need to get his phone number or somthin cause this guy kicks ass. Maybe he can smuggle up some you know what in that gun barrel, or should i say guitar barrel. PEACE!

Monday, April 24, 2006

Arnold


Okay this has got tto be the dumbest idea that I have ever heard. Govener Arnlod S. has just proposed an idea to build a 700 foot wall on the Mexican border to illiminate illegal immagration. I mean c'mon who even cares about immagration from Mexico. What a dumb man. Go back the the Terminator Arnold. PEACE!

Friday, April 21, 2006

The Edgar Morrison Story

Alright guys here it is the story you have all been waiting for.

The Legend of Edgar Morrison

In 1949, Kim and Barry Morrison gave birth to a boy named Edgar Morrison. Edgar grew up in a time of heavy racial discrimination in Alabama. By the time he was four years old, he was already taught by his parents to hate Negroes. In 1960, when Edgar was eleven, he started to develop his own views about racial issues which were the opposite of his family.
Edgar was constantly badgered by his older brothers for disagreeing with the views of his family. To escape, he would go and sit on the streets with his friends and play music. Through their music, the band spread their message of peace. Before long, hey had formed a band called “The Morrison Band.”
When he got older, Edgar got a job at the local country store and saved his money for guitars or harmonicas. When he was sixteen, he saved enough money for a car and he bought a VW Bus. He moved out of the house when he was eighteen. He lived and slept in his car. During the next few years, he got involved in some protests for anti-racial discrimination and peace rallies. Being a hippie in the sixties, he had strong feelings about peace and equality. Edgar began to speak at some major protests and it wasn’t long before he spoke at every one that he went to because he was liked by the people so much. People supporting the cause started to consider him a god that was sent down to eliminate discrimination and bring peace. Many of the same people that attended the protests also attended “The Morrison Band” concerts. Edgar and his band played at such places as Woodstock and Madison Square Garden.
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As racial discrimination was finally coming to an end, the people claimed that it was Edgar Morrison that ended it and brought equality. People all over the country came to see him in concert and listen to his twenty-three other speeches.
After Edgar’s twenty-third speech, he was walking back to his van to get some rest for the night. Little did he know that a racist named Dan Clooney was waiting for him on a balcony near his van. As Edgar continued back to his van, he was hit in the back by a bullet from Dan Clooney’s gun. When the police came, they found Edgar dead on the ground and the shooter was also dead with a gun in his hand.
Shortly after Edgar’s death, his fans created a memorial for him in his hometown of Alabama. Every year on the anniversary of Edgar’s death, thousands of fans go back to the memorial and sing his songs of peace and equality. To this day, it is believed by many that it was Edgar Morrison that brought people together in peace and equality.


Remember, a pshicic told me that is how I will die

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Snakes on a Plane




This movie will definatly be one of the best this year. I mean c'mon, with a title like snakes on a plan you just cant resist. Thats what Sam Jackson said when he read the script. But this better be no comedy because I lost an Uncle to snakes on a plane. While one of the poisonous ones bit him in the ankle, another one bit his eye out. So this movie better be portraying and saluting those who died to snakes on a plane. And please do me a favor and go see it on the big screen to remember those who died. And in the words of Samuel L. Jackson, "I want the mother fuckin' snakes off the mother fuckin' plane. PEACE!

Saturday, April 08, 2006

George Clooney News


Alright guys i got some news for ya. A french woman has just filed a lawsuit against George Clooney and the Warner Bros. for sopossably plagerizing "Syriana." (go Frenchies) Its about time someone sticks it to him. I believe that now he should have to give up his oscar for his movie and personally give it back to Paul Giamatti (the real winner) Oh and sorry Fidel Giamatti I forgot that George Clooney was the only asshole of the year award.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

CENCORSHIP, THE MEDIA AND THE FCC


Heres the deal, the FCC- gay, the media- gay, cencorship-gay. I mean what is the point of this, I thought this I thought this was a free figgin' country. I definetly think that this years asshole award should go to the executives at the FCC. PEACE!

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Clooney + Dan Rather = Satan








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Here's the thing, George Clooney has been determined as the false prophet. Dan Rather Has been determined as the Anti-Christ. Together they come together to make Satan. See check it out foo, Daniel Irving Rather.
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George Clooney has been determined as the false prophet because he steals oscars from very deserving people(Paul Giamatti) So clearly without a doubt Satan = Dan Rather + George Clooney

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Micky D's



Yo man, what has this country turned into. C'mon this is sad. there was never any kid this fat in the sixties. Really though, it is almost like Ron Mcdon has turned into Hitler or somthing. No PEACE for this article.

Chuck Norris


I have to say even though Chuck is a very violent man that rips out peoples hearts and eats them, he is a great man. Once I was at a Blue Oyster Cult concert with Chuck and the guitarist smashed his guitar. Chuck thought that he wasnt the real guitarist and that he was trying to kill him so he busted through the guards, jumped on stage and round housed kicked him in the face. Nice one Chuck.

Guess What Chuck Norris can watch a one hour episode of 24 in 30 minutes. He can listen to Stairway to Heaven in 4 minutes.

Monday, April 03, 2006

Mounties


Mounties could just eb the best thing that ever happened to Canada. Usually hippies like me dont get along with the rollers to well but mounties are no ordinary police. They are just so cool how they ride on their horses in their formal red uniforms. I LOVE MOUNTIES! PEACE!

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

SCANMAN- A 60's hippie. I live in a VW Bus with halfstacks in the back so when it feels right I bust out some Grateful Dead and Zeppelin on my SG. PEACE!

One time I even met a guy named Chuck Norris. He calimed that he once roundhoused kicked a man so hard that it killed him. He said that once he was done, he ripped out the guys heart and ate it. I said that there was no need for that kind of violence so he dropped kicked me hard. PEACE!

THE FCC AND MEDIA

FCC- (Factionist Communist Cencorship) and the Media- (Gay and Racist). Check out the Bombs Away song, "I Hate the Media."
-The critics said,
"It cracked Brad Jenkins Up"
"Great use of Vocabulary... very catchy"

BOMBS AWAY
Bombs Away is a great rock band that I look up to very much. If you would like to hear the music and find out more go to http://www.wikipedia.org/bombsaway123
Please support my homeboys. PEACE!

24 Update
- Audrey was on the edge of being connected to the terrorists and Jack would have lost his love. Audrey made it out innocent minorly hurt from injection. The centox nerve gas was on the brink of leaking out into the city when Jack plants some C-4 on the pipe and blasts it to the deepest depths of Hell. At 9:59:01...9:59:02...9:59:03, the show left us wondering what did happen to Jack in the explosion. Did he die? Or did he live? PEACE!