The Da Vinci Code and the Pope

First off, I would like to pay my respects to the Pope. He is a good man and I do not mean for this post to get anyone mad. (Waldo) Anyway, I think that it is the stupidest thing for the Pope to ban the 2006 movie starring Tom Hanks, "The Da Vinci Code." I mean first of all it is a fiction story, second the movie is apparently done so bad that nobody would believe it anyway. I personally think that the church is getting to strict. It is a movie for God's sake. There is nothing in the Bible that says, ooo no Da Vinci Code bad. Must not let people see it because it is a fiction story. It is not even telling you what to believe, Dan Brown is just saying, "look this is Da Vinci's code it looks real but I made it up." I thought it might be a good thing to think about.

Also, me and a certain personal friend, Waldo, have started a film company called PJ FILMS LTD. We have many scripts in the works that will soon become short skits so we'll get those films out later. PEACE!

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Ok I thought this was a good topic to blog about. Keith + Palm tree = death. First of all how the hell do you get into a palm tree imean it has no branches. C'mon Keith that is just pure stupidity why dont you just go down to the local native store and buy the damn cocoa nut. I respect him for being one of the greatest guitarists and everything but I didnt think he was that stupid. O wait he's from Europe. I bet they dont have palm trees over there. Anyway, he just came out of surgery which I don't know why you need surgery on a minor concussion. That makes no sense. Man, Doctors these days dont even get me started. So Kieth next time you might want to try a thing called a ladder. Do they have those in Europe?

Nacho Libre = Blues Brothers

I have some exiting, interesting, good news. I just figuered out that the upcoming film starring Jack Black is almost exactly like The Blues Brothers starring John Belushi and Dan Akoroid. The first simularity is that one partner is fat and the other is skin and bones. The other is that both pairs are trying to save an orphanage by raising money. Exept one pair doesnt wear sunglasses. Nacho must become a pro wrestler and Jake and Elwood must play benifiet concerts. I just thought that was cool. PEACE!

Music Trivia Thursday

Ok guys I started a new tradition. Every Thursday there will be music trivia on the Edgar Scanman Morrison Blog. The first person to leave a comment with the right answer will get their name on the Edgar Morrison blog!

Heres the Question:

Over the years of Lynyrd Skynyrd, how many total people have been in the band?

New Guitar!

Alright guy i finally got my new ax. it is nasty and it's the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. Its an Epiphone Les Paul Plain Top. With Grover tuners! PEACE!

Killer Guitar...Literally

Check this out, this guy is my new hero. He turns guns into guitars. I mean that is just awesome. He turns violence into peace. And even though he is Columbian, he looks exactly like Frank!! I need to get his phone number or somthin cause this guy kicks ass. Maybe he can smuggle up some you know what in that gun barrel, or should i say guitar barrel. PEACE!

Arnold

Okay this has got tto be the dumbest idea that I have ever heard. Govener Arnlod S. has just proposed an idea to build a 700 foot wall on the Mexican border to illiminate illegal immagration. I mean c'mon who even cares about immagration from Mexico. What a dumb man. Go back the the Terminator Arnold. PEACE!

The Edgar Morrison Story

Alright guys here it is the story you have all been waiting for.

The Legend of Edgar Morrison

In 1949, Kim and Barry Morrison gave birth to a boy named Edgar Morrison. Edgar grew up in a time of heavy racial discrimination in Alabama. By the time he was four years old, he was already taught by his parents to hate Negroes. In 1960, when Edgar was eleven, he started to develop his own views about racial issues which were the opposite of his family.
Edgar was constantly badgered by his older brothers for disagreeing with the views of his family. To escape, he would go and sit on the streets with his friends and play music. Through their music, the band spread their message of peace. Before long, hey had formed a band called “The Morrison Band.”
When he got older, Edgar got a job at the local country store and saved his money for guitars or harmonicas. When he was sixteen, he saved enough money for a car and he bought a VW Bus. He moved out of the house when he was eighteen. He lived and slept in his car. During the next few years, he got involved in some protests for anti-racial discrimination and peace rallies. Being a hippie in the sixties, he had strong feelings about peace and equality. Edgar began to speak at some major protests and it wasn’t long before he spoke at every one that he went to because he was liked by the people so much. People supporting the cause started to consider him a god that was sent down to eliminate discrimination and bring peace. Many of the same people that attended the protests also attended “The Morrison Band” concerts. Edgar and his band played at such places as Woodstock and Madison Square Garden.
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As racial discrimination was finally coming to an end, the people claimed that it was Edgar Morrison that ended it and brought equality. People all over the country came to see him in concert and listen to his twenty-three other speeches.
After Edgar’s twenty-third speech, he was walking back to his van to get some rest for the night. Little did he know that a racist named Dan Clooney was waiting for him on a balcony near his van. As Edgar continued back to his van, he was hit in the back by a bullet from Dan Clooney’s gun. When the police came, they found Edgar dead on the ground and the shooter was also dead with a gun in his hand.
Shortly after Edgar’s death, his fans created a memorial for him in his hometown of Alabama. Every year on the anniversary of Edgar’s death, thousands of fans go back to the memorial and sing his songs of peace and equality. To this day, it is believed by many that it was Edgar Morrison that brought people together in peace and equality.

Remember, a pshicic told me that is how I will die

Snakes on a Plane

This movie will definatly be one of the best this year. I mean c'mon, with a title like snakes on a plan you just cant resist. Thats what Sam Jackson said when he read the script. But this better be no comedy because I lost an Uncle to snakes on a plane. While one of the poisonous ones bit him in the ankle, another one bit his eye out. So this movie better be portraying and saluting those who died to snakes on a plane. And please do me a favor and go see it on the big screen to remember those who died. And in the words of Samuel L. Jackson, "I want the mother fuckin' snakes off the mother fuckin' plane. PEACE!

George Clooney News

Alright guys i got some news for ya. A french woman has just filed a lawsuit against George Clooney and the Warner Bros. for sopossably plagerizing "Syriana." (go Frenchies) Its about time someone sticks it to him. I believe that now he should have to give up his oscar for his movie and personally give it back to Paul Giamatti (the real winner) Oh and sorry Fidel Giamatti I forgot that George Clooney was the only asshole of the year award.

CENCORSHIP, THE MEDIA AND THE FCC

Heres the deal, the FCC- gay, the media- gay, cencorship-gay. I mean what is the point of this, I thought this I thought this was a free figgin' country. I definetly think that this years asshole award should go to the executives at the FCC. PEACE!

Clooney + Dan Rather = Satan

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Here's the thing, George Clooney has been determined as the false prophet. Dan Rather Has been determined as the Anti-Christ. Together they come together to make Satan. See check it out foo, Daniel Irving Rather.
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George Clooney has been determined as the false prophet because he steals oscars from very deserving people(Paul Giamatti) So clearly without a doubt Satan = Dan Rather + George Clooney

Micky D's

Yo man, what has this country turned into. C'mon this is sad. there was never any kid this fat in the sixties. Really though, it is almost like Ron Mcdon has turned into Hitler or somthing. No PEACE for this article.

Chuck Norris

I have to say even though Chuck is a very violent man that rips out peoples hearts and eats them, he is a great man. Once I was at a Blue Oyster Cult concert with Chuck and the guitarist smashed his guitar. Chuck thought that he wasnt the real guitarist and that he was trying to kill him so he busted through the guards, jumped on stage and round housed kicked him in the face. Nice one Chuck.

Guess What Chuck Norris can watch a one hour episode of 24 in 30 minutes. He can listen to Stairway to Heaven in 4 minutes.

Mounties

Mounties could just eb the best thing that ever happened to Canada. Usually hippies like me dont get along with the rollers to well but mounties are no ordinary police. They are just so cool how they ride on their horses in their formal red uniforms. I LOVE MOUNTIES! PEACE!

SCANMAN- A 60's hippie. I live in a VW Bus with halfstacks in the back so when it feels right I bust out some Grateful Dead and Zeppelin on my SG. PEACE!

One time I even met a guy named Chuck Norris. He calimed that he once roundhoused kicked a man so hard that it killed him. He said that once he was done, he ripped out the guys heart and ate it. I said that there was no need for that kind of violence so he dropped kicked me hard. PEACE!

THE FCC AND MEDIA

FCC- (Factionist Communist Cencorship) and the Media- (Gay and Racist). Check out the Bombs Away song, "I Hate the Media."
-The critics said,
"It cracked Brad Jenkins Up"
"Great use of Vocabulary... very catchy"

BOMBS AWAY
Bombs Away is a great rock band that I look up to very much. If you would like to hear the music and find out more go to http://www.wikipedia.org/bombsaway123
Please support my homeboys. PEACE!

24 Update
- Audrey was on the edge of being connected to the terrorists and Jack would have lost his love. Audrey made it out innocent minorly hurt from injection. The centox nerve gas was on the brink of leaking out into the city when Jack plants some C-4 on the pipe and blasts it to the deepest depths of Hell. At 9:59:01...9:59:02...9:59:03, the show left us wondering what did happen to Jack in the explosion. Did he die? Or did he live? PEACE!