Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Chuck Norris


I have to say even though Chuck is a very violent man that rips out peoples hearts and eats them, he is a great man. Once I was at a Blue Oyster Cult concert with Chuck and the guitarist smashed his guitar. Chuck thought that he wasnt the real guitarist and that he was trying to kill him so he busted through the guards, jumped on stage and round housed kicked him in the face. Nice one Chuck.

Guess What Chuck Norris can watch a one hour episode of 24 in 30 minutes. He can listen to Stairway to Heaven in 4 minutes.

1 comment:

Waldo J. Cartridge said...

Wow. I liked the mounties better.